my doctor asked me if i was sexually active and in shock i asked her if sex was a real thing and not a fabrication of social media. things got a little weird after that as we then sat in an awkward silence and a starring contest began. she with a look of confusion, unsure of whether to laugh or comfort me. before either one of those things could happen timon and pumba showed up dressed in drag and did the hula. soon after we all morphed into potatoes and exploded into stardust.
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